It’s time for another spectacle known as the Train-Daddy! Sports knowledge ain’t no thing but a chicken wang baby, I spit knowledge as well as I flunked out of college. I know sports like King Kong knows the jungle, like a king knows his kingdom, like a pimp knows his ho, or like a stripper knows all ends of the poles. I am the man who stumped Howie Schwab, I am the man who drank a 40 with my boy Scottie B and Steve McNair’s uncle. I am also the beer vendor at the Titans game who got fired for taking a vacant seat, drinking the beer I was selling and deciding to enjoy the game rather than work. I mean they could walk up to me and purchase a beer if they so desired, but my heart wasn’t with the beer, but with Titans football that day
When this new beautiful season blossoms, the Train Daddy and his crew will be ready?Scottie B “Balls, Balls Boy” and John “Poop Daddy Mama” “Sir Crunk a Lot” and the Captain “Big Daddy” Mayo and me, the felon without a cause are ready to rumble!
I know everybody has seen the commercial during this year’s NBA playoff games that asks “Where will amazing happen?” Well I can answer that question?without a doubt, amazing came in Game 2 of the Eastern Conference finals with a second left on the clock, a 25-foot game-winning buzzer beater from the king himself. This shot defied all reason and it seems like The Chosen One is more than just a nickname.
After Turkoglu hit a jumper that hushed the crowd and seemed to kill the Cavaliers not just for the night, but for the season, Mo Williams in bounded a lob that hit Lebron dead in the hands and with Turkoglu right in his grill the King hit a clutch 25-foot jumper to win the game. That, my friends, answered the question “Where will amazing happen?” It happened on my boy, Mr. Ward’s birthday while we were in Nashville celebrating, and that night is to be known as the shot and the night we got funky on the dance floor with all them beautiful women!
It seems to me that Orlando has won the chess match between the two of just matching up man to man; the Magic are up 2-1 as of presstime. I do believe LeBron and his supporting cast will regain control of the series.
I won’t even take long to comment on the matchup of the Lakers and the Nuggets. Kobe is the man and can turn it on when he needs to. I give the advantage to the Lakers, especially if it goes seven and has to be decided in Los Angeles.
You know the NBA bigwigs are getting off just thinking about a Cleveland vs. Lakers match up. They only see big money rolling in, King James vs. Sir Kobe Bryant. We’d have the two biggest names in the game going head to head for the whole enchilada. If this were the case “Where amazing happened” might have a new argument.
As much as I am enjoying these NBA playoffs, remember, basketball is very good looking, she is just plain sexy, but she is a little off, a little crazy and is not going home to meet my mama. Football on the other hand is sexy, elegant and knows how to make her man feel just right. She hits all the right spots and knows how to make that pickle tickle! This girl wins, she gets a ring on the finger and she gets to be Mrs. Maxfield. Football is life, it’s my therapy, my yoga and it is what makes the world go round.
Everybody knows I’m a die-hard Titans fan, and I have big hopes this season with a team ready to take it deep into the postseason. Opening game of the NFL season is to take place in the steel city of Pittsburgh, a rough place with loud heckling fans. Well those people are not ready for the Train Daddy and crew, they’re going to have to throw me out! I am going to make little kids cry, I am going to make moms mad and I am going to make full grown men who cheer for the Steelers bow down to me and my Titan gear. I will stomp their precious towel in their own stadium and walk out with a victory for me and the Titans.
A fan like me will grow up to be an old man and will still be there every Sunday cheering my team. A fan like me is the reason we will one day have Super Bowl championships and one of the strongest traditions in the game years from now. You may think I’m over the top, but I’m just a loyal and true sports fan baby! Well people the Train is rolling out of the station, until next time, farewell.
