“This is the first year that I didn’t kiss anyone.”

“Sound Tribe Sector 9 in Atlanta was AMAZING!!!”

“I almost got shot.”

“I resolve to only eat or drink marijuana from now on.”

“Make a change! Find yourself!”

“I’m still alive.”

“You’ve brought yourself this far . . .”

“I wish there was an empty country to migrate to.”

“I woke up next to naked people!”

“I was drinking everyone’s drinks . . . and woke up in the backseat of someone’s car.”

“Sky Hi at Wall Street was pretty sweet!”

“Do more! Do it!”

“The Incredible Heat Machine was at the Mellow Mushroom NYE and that was pretty cool.”

“I resolve to build a s**t-ton of guitars!

Turning an idea into a profitable source is a good thing!”

“I resolve to help enlighten the masses!”

“I resolve to not watch VH1 anymore.”

“Gotta go back to school.”

“Two lesbians had sex on top of me!”

“So we had this thousand-dollar dog, and it went out to take a leak and got swooped up by a giant hawk or eagle or something . . . it became dinner and all the meanwhile the 8-year-old is freaking out because her dog is flying off into the sunset while barking ferociously . . .”