Five years into it, it seems Bush wants to appoint someone to be in charge of the “wars” in Iraq and Afghanistan. His mind, always turning, created the wonderful and esteemed position of War Czar to improve the situation. And no one seems to want this fabulous job.

I wouldn’t want to take the blame for Bush’s mess either.

I can’t say I make it to the theater as much as I like, but I really need to catch this Aqua Teen Hunger Force picture. That Meatwad is a true role model for today’s young people. Among all the sheisty characters out there, he’s always energetic and upbeat.

Always try to deal with sheisty characters without stooping to their level.

Congratulations to the mainstream media for recently ending racism by blasting Don Imus and his comments that really don’t even seem that racist. What about the white players on the team? Should they not be offended as well? What if Imus called the Rutgers womens ice hockey team nappy-headed hos? Would that not be just as offensive?

I guess it’s an example of people trying to make themselves look better by picking on an easy target?both Imus picking on the basketball team and the media picking on Imus, for that matter. Not that the ladies at Rutgers did anything to justify being labeled nappy-headed hos, it’s just easy for a group of old white men sitting in the safe confines of a radio studio to make fun of a group of strong, talented women, all of whom have a brighter future ahead of themselves than the white men, or most of their kids, do.

Hope you enjoy our first ever spring fashion section. The summer edition will feature me?in the latest two-piece swimsuits.

For many Pulse readers, summer officially begins May 3?the last day of final exams. In honor of this momentous occasion, we will have one of the first pool parties/cookouts. So come on out to University Gables apartments on Rutherford Boulevard on May 3, and even if no one jumps in the pool, at least we’ll be next to it.

It was a little cold this past Easter weekend, all the eggs were frozen.

The chilliness didn’t stop the cars from making the 900 left turns required to complete the Pepsi 300. I have to admit though, racing is pretty exciting after giving it a chance. Watching Jeff Burton pull out in front in Texas with one lap to go increased my heart rate a little.

It’s about camping weather now. I think I’m about to go regardless of the weather, I’ve done it when I can see my breath before.

Rob walked under a ladder on Friday the 13th. Don’t worry, he’s still kickin’.

Please take the time to enter your dear mother in our fabulous Mother’s Day Makeover contest (see back cover).

And go Predators!

Peace

Bracken Mayo, Editor in Chief