YO, yo, yo, they call me train daddy, bringing pain daddy. MC Train in the house, and ain’t nothing going to stop this spectacle of supernatural man flesh.
I lay down beats like I spit sports knowledge, homies. You don’t want to go to battle with this legendary sports MC.
It’s all good in the hood though, because I got the mindset to get this gangsta monkey of my back. I’ve been carrying this ugly monkey for a while, but it’s time to send my boy out to the jungle.
It’s a new month, and, well, after the predictions and nonsense talk I spoke of last time, it’s all good.
March is madness and it’s definitely been fun getting to see all of the games, and every last second heave, with a team and city’s hope on the line game after game.
It’s all about moving on and, finally, four teams have done just that. The Final Four is set to take place in Detroit and Michigan State has the chance to take Detroit and give it back a heart. Hell, there are a lot of sad people with an itch for a national championship. North Carolina looks like a beast, and Villanova, you did what you’re supposed to?you moved on. Watch out for the UConn Huskies though, they will bite you in the ass.
On to hockey, now some Predators talk: oh yeah baby, they’re taking some good wins this week. The Predators have moved up to the seventh spot, and have a chance to take it to the sixth, being down a couple of points to the Blue Jackets.
Injuries are a problem with the fang finger freaks right now. The most recent was in a victory against Detroit; the rat boy, he will be out for the remainder of the regular season. The rat broke a bone in his leg after being stroked with a fierce slap shot.
Let’s go Predators! A run in the playoffs would get Nashville going, and well “you can do it, you can do it all night long!”
Well people, my good, sexy people of the ’Boro, the Train has got to roll on out. Like always stomp a hater when he’s down, be good. Always tell your mother you love her, and if you got a problem with the Train Daddy, come and get some Yo.