Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, little children of all ages, once again it’s time for the spectacle known as the Train Daddy.
My boy Mr. Captain Mayo is soon to be a daddy; little Mayo Jr. is due any day now. Mr. Captain and Mrs. Mayo will soon be parents to a future hall-of-fame football star. We’ll waste no time preparing this baby, and running him through some intense drills. We will have an in-shape, head stomping, no nonsense when it comes to the game of football infant.
The NBA finals are here and as of presstime, the Lakers are up 2-0. This series is going to get more exciting, I believe, after the three-game run in Orlando, but as far as I’m concerned, the Lakers have this series in the bag. I’m rooting for the Magic and do believe they make a series of it, but the Black Mamba and crew are too strong for Superman and his bunch. I think it will go six games, possibly seven, but having to go back to L.A. will be too much for the Magic.
Let’s talk about the man who leads the Lakers, the man who has the most impressive resume ever. Phil Jackson is a former professional basketball player and the Lakers’ current head coach. His reputation was established as the head coach of the Chicago Bulls from ’89-98: during his tenure Chicago won six NBA titles. His current team won three consecutive NBA titles from 2000-02. In total, Jackson has won 11 titles?nine as a coach and two as a player. Nine as a coach is a record shared with Red Auerbach, now holla at ya boy Phil Jackson a pimp’s pimp baby!
Although Kobe Bryant has several nicknames, the name I believe to fit is the Black Mamba. Bryant, an All-American, All-Star shooting guard, entered the NBA straight out of high school. Kobe and Shaq Daddy won three consecutive championships. Since Shaq left the team, Kobe is still searching for another title. In 2006, Bryant scored 81 points in a single game. The second highest single game scoring since Wilt Chamberlin’s 100-point performance and Kobe’s game has never been questioned.
If Orlando has a chance to come back and make a series of this, it’s going to be at the hands of Howard. Dwight Howard, nicknamed Superman, is a balller. The first overall pick in 2004, he is a three-time all star, a three-time all NBA team selection, two-time all-defensive member, and the 2009 defensive player of the year. This man is key to the finals giving the people a run for their money.
We also have some Stanley Cup finals going down and basketball may be overshadowing it. Don’t get me wrong, I love some hockey, but it just lacks the spark to really get me going. If I’m there live at a game, it’s on and I’m ready to cheer, yell, fight and get crazy. I love some fang finger freaks and some good old hockey fans. But just like basketball comes second to football, hockey is down on my list, people. I am sorry if some of my fans are hurt by this; it’s the truth. So if you crazy hockey fans “I respect” but am not afraid to go toe to toe with got a problem with the train, bring it. You got a good thing going in Canada, but this is the South, and we play big boy football down here.
To make this short and simple, I hate the Red Wings, and I hate the city of Pittsburgh, but I hate the Red Wings more, so that means let’s go Pittsburgh “yeah”!
So it is what it is. I want a UFC pay-per-view event in Nashville. After the last UFC event this year in Nashville and a great showing, the area is owed a big title fight.
Even the qualifying USA soccer match at LP field had an impressive showing; this city with the right sponsorship and people can be successful. Nashville is full of sports fans and beautiful women; many tourists say the most beautiful. This great city deserves more major sporting events to come for me and my people.
Well, the Train is done. Keep it gangster and if you see a hater, stomp him in the head.
