The Train Daddy is here, so don’t you sexy women or code blue bleeding Titans fans worry; daddy is back.

So how about them Tennessee Titans! They are the real deal McCoy baby, being led by the rejuvenated quarterback Matt Hasselbeck, and looking glorious! I made the trip up to Cleveland in NFL week 4 to watch the game and enjoy the blue collar city and its tailgating experience. It was not too long after the opening kickoff that the legendary dog pound went from barking to crying, though.

I am so pumped up this month that Titans talk is all you people get, so if that isn’t your style, do me the pleasure of never reading my genius article again. I preach to a denomination known as Titan Fans. This is my church and I am the pastor. If you cheer for the Colts, the Steelers or anyone else, this sacred scripture is not for you.

I actually went to a Red Cross blood bank last week. They blow me up. I have O-type blood, and that is gold to them. The nurse flipped her lid when my bag started filling up with code blue colored blood, and the diagnosis was one hell of a Titans fan.

I have one complaint from this weekend and still today, and it is the lack of Titans fans and support for the away games. Come on folks, Cleveland is eight hours away; it’s not the west coast. I am young, and my wallet is like any average Joe. I’m not rich balling yet. I know how many rich, old people are season ticket holders and dedicated fans. Spend your money and go to these away games.We need to represent our city and team. I understand this organization is young and the history is young. The fans and the passion are already at a level compared to any team in the country. I have told many, I am the kind of fan that 50+ years from now will be the reason our history grows legendary status, and it starts now with all of you. Cleveland is a football town, Green Bay is a football town and Chicago is a football town, all with history. We are young and fans like me and you will impact this team’s status with our actions.

Big Hoss, Playmaker, Slobber Knocker and the Train Daddy prepare to enter Cleveland Browns Stadium.

A Gangsta Trip to Cleveland
Enough of my crazy talk on converting people into die-hard Titans fans. The weekend trip to Cleveland was a solid adventure with my man the Slobber Knocker, Playmaker Cody and the Big Hoss. The tailgating in the cold was great with a selection of fine meats. The passion in Cleveland is sexy in my opinion. You can just feel the passion and love they have for their Browns, even though they suck. If you ever go to Cleveland, you got to hit up Mr. Hero, one of the sexiest hamburger-style subs melted down with cheese, topped with pepperoni, lettuce, tomatoes and a special sauce, oh, so good, baby! After the game we hit up the bar, Rusty Barrel, and got VIP treatment. Everyone should hit that bar up if you head to Cleveland.

The Slobber Knocker got slobbered after too much tequila. If you ever go out of town for a football weekend make sure someone in the group is responsible. The big man hit the ground running, baby, head first into the screen door and flower pot. Good old Slobber. I love you man.

Do not bet on any games when you have been drinking, NEVER! That’s just a little tip from the Train Daddy and crew. The Cleveland scene was cool and the Titans laid it down. The stadium went from loud and proud to empty real quick. Finally, Chris Johnson showed up for a 100+ rushing game, his first this season, and the stud Hasselbeck did what he does.

Matt Hasselbeck

The End, Titans Rule
Let’s wrap it up ladies and gentleman. Always wrap it up. It is a dirty scene out there these days. The Titans are 3-1 and the offense is clicking even with the loss of Kenny Britt. We have shown we can win games when Chris Johnson doesn’t show up, and when he does, like in his 100-yard game against the Browns, it just makes the team more dominant. Matt Hasselbeck υ is amazing so far, and it feels good to have a veteran in the huddle that makes plays down field. It feels so good, no more Old Smelly Collins [Kerry collins], so washed up (sorry Colts) and no cry baby punk trash, Vince Young (sorry Eagles).

We have a QB with class and someone who can learn and motivate. Yeah, the Titans finally have a quarterback, McNair would be proud. The defense is actually ranked No. 1 in the league after four weeks as far as points allowed per game go and is playing well above expectations. The young defense looks great, holding teams to low points and creating turnovers.

So let’s not get ahead of ourselves, but I am excited and I am looking to the future. You know where the Train Daddy will be Sunday. Let’s get loud and rep this city and team all the way to the Promised Land.

The Train is rolling out of the station; if you see a hater in the streets, just do the Albert head stomp on that fool’s head, Peace!