Football is sexy, and that is no fantasy, my friends. The Train Daddy and football have one thing in common, and that is 100 percent pure sexy. The kind of sexy I am talking about is a mixture between love and lust; it just can not be described, but everyone looks and wishes they were that sexy! It seems like it has been too long since I hit my people in the mouth with some Train Daddy sports knowledge, but don’t worry, the time is now. I love women, football and family. I would not necessarily say it is in that order, but I love all those things passionately.

My man, the editor-in-chief Mr. Captain Mayo, and I are heading over to Knoxville to watch two lackluster teams battle it out for some kind of state pride. MTSU and the UT Vols have both struggled this season and have been a bit of a disappointment, but we all know even a bad UT team can beat a good MTSU team any day, and Rocky Top will prevail.

I really hope the day comes that MTSU is competitive and can pile up big win after big win against the big name schools. I like some of the growth I have seen with MTSU, but let’s be real, it is still small-time football that desperately needs to hit a huge growth spurt.

So I spent Halloween weekend with Mickey Mouse and my family and got to get down with my homie, Shamu the Killer Whale. Yeah, that’s right, I am 26 years old and the magic was still alive and well in Disney World. Maybe one day if I ever have any punk rug rat kids I will take them to Disney World. Disney World to a kid is like football to me; I saw a kid get so excited when Mickey Mouse and Cinderella came up, he peed himself.

Now that is love; I recall a time Archie and Peyton Manning walked up to me and sure enough, I peed my pants. You know it is true love and passion when you pee your pants for something like that. Little Bracken Jr. pees his pants for Veggie Tales, I pee my pants for football legends and my boy John decided to take it to another level and pee on his face; I am not making that up. I will not explain, but I love you like a bro, John.

More Like CJ0K
Well, on to a topic that has me a little ticked off. The man that wanted a BIG contract, wanted to get paid BIG bucks, wanted cheese like Tom Brady gets, like Peyton Manning gets and so on.
Since CJ2K, or should I say CJ0K, got paid the big bucks like a quarterback, we should trade him to a team that needs a quarterback. Maybe we will get a great deal like the Bengals got for Carson Palmer. It is obvious that this running back position seems like a challenge for Johnson this season. The kid wanted a big deal unheard of for a running back. After a long holdout, the Titans gave in with no time to spare before the regular season kicked off.

You do not get a name like CJ2K unless you deserve it, and he deserved it leading up to the season. Coach Munchak is staying loyal to Johnson, but this is hard to swallow. It reminds me and Matt Hasselbeck of a past running back.

Back in 2005, Shaun Alexander was the man—a fantasy football stud who held his team on his back, just like Chris Johnson. Shaun got a BIG contract the following year, just like Johnson. Shaun fell off the following year, big time, just like CJ has. I don’t know if it is the pressure or a curse. I do know that the comparison is very similar, and it scares me.

The Titans have still found a way to pull out some victories, though, currently 4-3 and still competing for the division. Johnson, please show us something, homie. Show the world you still got it. Javon Ringer is itching to get in there, and he has the passion and skills.

Peyton’s Greatness
I just want to say how much of a treat it is to watch the Colts suffer and just play some garbage football. We speculated prior to the season that no Peyton Manning υ would mean no Colts football team this season. That was pretty accurate as the Colts have started 0-8 and obviously have no other playmakers that can lead the team to a victory.

Curtis Painter is pouring his heart all over the field trying to get that first win, but it is not enough. It will be interesting to see how they play next season when a healthy Peyton returns, because the man is that good. It is a one-man team. I know some say that is impossible, but just look and observe the Colts the last 10 years. Until Peyton leaves the game, if he is at shotgun, you get a player good enough to lead a team to the playoffs by himself. So enjoy this crap, down year from the Colts, because it will not last.

So that is all the Train Daddy has for you this time. I pray for Chris Johnson, make a play, playa!

Me and my man Bracken will be loud and proud this weekend up on top of Old Rocky Top. This Saturday is also my birthday so what better way to celebrate then a college matchup between two struggling Tennessee teams?

This Sunday’s game between the Titans and Bengals should be a great matchup. The Bengals are playing surprisingly well with rookie Andy Dalton and the dynamic A.J. Green, a beast at wide receiver who gets a rookie of the year vote from me.