What’s up Murfreesboro? The Train Daddy is back with the Pain Daddy and once again ready to hit you in the mouth with sports knowledge in a sexy yet undefined kind of way … so let’s kick this shiz-nit off!
So, my mighty Titans stand at 3-1 with wins over the Steelers, Chargers and Jets, and a blown woulda-coulda-shoulda overtime loss versus the Texans. My thoughts and prayers will be with my man Jake the Snake Locker, who has gained the respect of all Tennessee fans and the NFL; that injured hip should heal faster than the doc’s diagnosis, with Jake being young and physically sound. Let’s hope so.
It’s October and the fall season is upon us. That means Sam Adams Octoberfest is now available and the leaves will be turning; it’s haunted house time, and football is in its prime. I love this time of the season. It begins to cool down outside, the three major holidays are around the corner and it gives all Americans an excuse to eat, drink, be merry and watch football. Most of you reading this amazing article right now are blessed to be American. I mean, I imagine myself being born in some craphole, like Iraq, Iran or North Korea, and I think to myself, I was one of the lucky little sperms of the world. No offense to any culture or any group of people, everyone is born where they were born, but I feel a sense of sympathy for people who don’t know the game of football. Sometimes you just have to be frank about things to really realize how lucky you are, and life without the 5 F’s seems like a sad life. Just in case you don’t remember the 5 F’s here they are in order of importance Faith, Family, Football, Food and Friends.
Let’s get into some sports talk now, and break down Kenny Britt versus Nate Washington. I thought about doing Jacoby Jones versus Sweet Pea the Stripper, but I think the stripper won after she broke a champagne bottle over the head of the Ravens’ wide receiver. Let’s go!
So, here are the facts and my personal opinions on these two Titans wide receivers, Kenny Britt and Nate Washington. Let’s start with Britt, who was drafted in the first round of the 2009 draft by the Titans, a former star out of the University of Rutgers and a four-star prospect projected by rivals.com. Then we have Nate Washington, who is out of Tiffin University and was signed as an undrafted free agent in ’05 by the Steelers. So why do I feel the need to break down these two receivers? Because it is important to realize potential never beats out consistency. Before I get too deep into this, let me state that I believe Kenny Britt is a cancer and no good for the future of this team, unlike Washington, who is a stand-up act. Kenny Britt has been causing a stir in Nashville and has shown and tweeted his frustrations publicly, stating he believes this will be his last season as a Titan. Britt has even compared himself to Jared Cook, stating that he is getting blamed for mistakes he is not making. Ultimately he is crying. Titans General Manager Ruston Webster has asked Britt to stop taking all of his frustrations to social media.
The fans of Tennessee expressed their feelings towards Britt when he dropped the first pass of the Chargers game, as the stadium erupted into boos and explicit language. On the other hand, Washington, a team captain, was quoting lines from the movie 300 to get his team hyped, ultimately ending in a beautiful win over the Chargers. Nate has mainly stayed healthy since signing with the Titans and Britt is always getting injured: his leg, his pinky, his toe, whatever, he gets hurt. Since both players signed with the Titans in ’09, Nate has more yards, more touchdowns and more respect. Kenny Britt in 2011 was arrested on three counts including a felony for following an alleged car chase with police, though charges were reduced. In 2012 Britt was charged with resisting arrest, and in 2013 the troubled Titan rushed his just-stabbed friend to the hospital and then refused to explain anything to police. In all, Kenny Britt has been involved with the police nine times since joining the Titans. Nate Washington has never been involved in anything more harmful than a charity event.
I had to do a story on this. I am tired of the antics, and I care about my team as do many other loyal fans — you know, those people who make the NFL what it is. The Titans have quietly put the word out, and if the right offer comes prior to the trade deadline, I believe Britt will be gone. I don’t believe anything worthwhile will be presented for the former first-round pick, so we’ll see what happens, but ultimately it’s time to get rid of the thug. So let me end this segment by expressing my gratitude to Nate; Britt can screw off!
Peyton Manning
Moving into something else, Peyton Manning is on fire, breaking records left and right; 16 TDs and zero interceptions through four games … nasty!
Tennessee Titans receiver Justin Hunter, another former Volunteer standout, has two receptions for two touchdowns. Those are solid numbers, ha-ha! Justin Hunter may not be known as a route runner, but he is strong and big, a young talent whom I believe will blossom over the years.
The NFL has expressed interest in the idea of having a team in London. What? The NFL loves the idea because it makes them richer, but there is one group who hates the idea: the players! Safety Ryan Clark stated, “I’d retire before going to London,” while linebacker Trent Cole stated, “All your family is in the U.S. Who would do that?” Would high draft picks refuse to go, like Eli Manning or John Elway did? The Bills had to overpay Mario Williams $96 million to come play; how much money would it take for an elite free agent to sign overseas? I believe if this ever became a reality that a London team would become a team of misfits, players that were rejected by the other teams. Look into the news of a team in London, very interesting. It’s simple for me: let’s keep American football in America. Come on, Commissioner Goodell!
Okay, I spent most of an article ranting about how Britt sucks, so let me say one good thing about him. In 2009 Britt did catch a game-winning touchdown from Vince Young on a fourth down as time expired in their contest with the Cardinals. On that drive, three fourth downs were converted in one of the most exciting games I have ever been to. Thank you for that memory, Britt. Other than that, you are still a bum! Now it is time to wrap it up (always a good idea, gentlemen). That’s it, the Train Daddy is out the station.
