I’ll admit, I played nine holes as I got some shots at the disc golf course last week. Couldn’t resist, it’s that time of year.

And it’s free.

Here’s to attempting and accomplishing well defined goals, like throwing a disk towards a basket very far away until you eventually make it in said basket. The best part is, if you get it there more efficiently than your friends, you can make them the object of ridicule and shame.

I might not be the most accurate thrower, but at least my exaggerated, comical form intimidates and confuses the opponent.

I’ll try my hands at the traditional variety of golf soon. I promise Zach, I’ll come out and play soon. What was the Papa thinking when he let you go. Aye, you’re a good sailor you are, brave and true.

Anyway, hope the recent tornadoes did little damage to everyone’s stuff. I’m chasing them next time.

Todd tells me good video footage of twisters touching down can bring $10,000 or more. That’s how you tame a twister, profit from it.

Hey, we have to go through the April showers before summer comes.

At least it’s picnic time. Sarah and I know the value of barbecue and a walk in the park. I’m not sure I walked off all of it, though. And oh my stars, the Easter dinners. Delicious.

I’ll have to feature my grandmother in the food section soon.

Question: How do you make vegetables tasty?

Answer: add better foods like cheese, butter and bacon.

I also attened Hands Down Eugene’s CD release over Easter weekend. Look for them to hit the ’Boro soon and look for a review of their new CD in next month’s issue.

Guitar Town, the newest of many music stores in town, will celebrate its grand opening with an outdoor show Saturday, April 29. Come hear the editor try to play bass, along with a whole afternoon of good bands.

Thanks to everyone picking up The Pulse. There’s more of you every edition. Please let us know what you like and what you dislike in our publication.

A very special thanks goes to all of the writers, photographers and our wonderful designer working hard to make this paper a reality. I love having the opportunity to publish this collection of writing from so many different perspectives. Keep up the good work crew, we’ll make something out of this rag.

They do it for the love of art and to help build a better community. The least you can do is turn the page.

And keep in mind our new classified section, included on page 14.

Peace,

Bracken Mayo,

Editor in Chief